Our brand new full length album on electric blue vinyl!

Our brand new full length album on blazing yellow vinyl!

A combined vinyl album of our 2015 EP "Mastering Karate" and 2017 EP "Camp Slushtone", both produced by Meagan Christy and engineered by David Irish. Inclues a FREE Digital Download!

Our brand new album on CD! (NOTE: Does not come pre-scratched)

Physical copy of our 2017 record featuring 7 new tracks produced by Meagan Christy (Chase Long Beach) and engineered by David Irish (Reel Big Fish, Suburban Legends). Includes a FREE Digital Download!

Physical copy of our 2015 EP featuring 5-tracks blending ska, reggae, rock, and surf music produced by Meagan Christy (Chase Long Beach) and engineered by David Irish (Reel Big Fish, Suburban Legends). Includes a FREE Digital Download!

Physical copy of our 2009 full-length album produced by Aaron Barrett of Reel Big Fish.

Show your whole neighborhood your love of HP2 with this 4'x4' flag!

Aliens exist. Swear to God they do. They are people just like me and you.

So good you can taste it!

Dangle your support from your favorite set of keys! Also makes a great zipper pull!

Remember ska? It's back! In pog form.

4"x4" holographic sticker!

Even more stickers!

August is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) Awareness Month. 100% of your purchase of our CureSMA - "Perfect World" Shirt is donated to CureSMA, an organization with resources to help families directly affected by Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Thank you in advance for your donation.

Available in Youth Sizes upon request

August is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) Awareness Month. 100% of your purchase of our CureSMA - "Unstoppable" Shirt is donated to CureSMA, an organization with resources to help families directly affected by Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Thank you in advance for your donation.

Available in Youth Sizes upon request